Hello. I`m glad to see not all of the Zantis merchants are too scared to ply their wares. You`re new here aren`t you?
That is correct. I have replaced Model 56231 due to a severe pummeling of his major curcuit relays. I have been called into service while his condition is monitored at Repair Yard 17.
Oh, well I hope the fellow makes a full recovery. He liked working here.
His performance was optimal. I hope to surpass his achievements in this establishment.
I don`t approve of alcohol. I`m a Tee Total android.
What have you got to drink around here?
It`s crazy to have a nonalcoholic bar.
I believe a tavern should be a place of recreation, not mindless consumption of behaviour modification berverages. It`s amounts to nothing but violent extremes.
How would you know, you`re a damn machine!
I have optical sensors, haven`t I?
You mean eyes?
I believe that is what I said.
Well what is the service counter for, then?
Well, I do a nice selection of brown confectionary.
How much do you charge for your brown confectionary?
Well, for the large bar of B.C, it costs 50 gold pieces and taste yum yum.
The small bar of B.C, is smaller naturally, and costs you just 25 gold pieces, and just tastes yum.
Show me!
Maybe later!
Sorry, but further converse is not permitted. Too much brown confectionary can cause a behavioural change not to be encouraged in this taverno.
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Ooh, go on. After all, it`s a bar after all!
Suit yourself you metal git!
Why on earth would you refuse to sell alcohol in a BAR!
Marvellous! Thankyou.
Er, I`m not sure I even wanted it? Thanks all the same.